"Limit your intake to under a ton"

A poster on the Maher forums made me laugh when he commented in a thread titled, "What's the truth about soy?" After the initial poster tries to invoke a serious debate about the pros & cons of soy, he responds...

New research indicate that there's enough poison in a ton of carrots to kill you! So, as a precaution, always try to limit your daily carrot intake to under a ton.

Thank You, The FDA
"Looking Out For Us!"

Live a little people, live! Stop smackin people's hands when their reaching for that cookie jar! Let them eat the damn cookie!